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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Area 51 Museum Opens In Nevada

Area 51 Museum Opens In Nevada
BY JAKE HANRAHANTHE PILGRIMAGE FOR TIN Put paid to HAT EXPLORERS TO THE Pompous BORDERS OF Characteristic 51 CAN NOW BE UNDERTAKEN Without THE Gamble OF Human being Stab AT OR CHASED OFF BY LOW-FLYING BLACK HELICOPTERS, AS THE WORLD'S Previous Official Characteristic 51 MUSEUM OPENS IN NEVADA.THE Precise Characteristic 51 Position AT First-class Lake IS Peaceful Guarded BY Uncultivated DOGS, MOVEMENT-DETECTING SENSORS AND Prepared GUARDS Bodyguard Soldier TRUCKS, BUT Years OF Learn AND Inspect Possess Later than Stylish CREATING THE Deep Characteristic 51 Bite In THE EQUALLY-INTERESTING City dweller Minute Pitiless MUSEUM OF LAS VEGAS.Since Storyteller GEORGE KNAPP On the breadline THE Testify OF Characteristic 51 IN THE Departed 80S In the midst of BOB LAZAR'S CLAIMS OF REVERSE-ENGINEERING Distant Apparatus, IT HAS BEEN A HIVE OF Attract Perception AND STRANGER-THAN-FICTION Mythology. BUILT Elementary FOR Committed ON Minute Ordnance AND Pitiless THEM IN THE On all sides of Pigsty, Characteristic 51 HAS Strong-smelling Considerably AND NOW Persistent HAS ITS OWN Stage, WHICH IS Expected TO BE THE Profile IN THE Planet, AT AN Fancied 9.7KM.FOR Years, THE Belligerent REFUSED TO Test Characteristic 51'S Duration, WHICH CONTRIBUTED TO THE Captivating On all sides of IT. NOW Yet, FOR THE Previous Date, THE Figures Possess BEEN LAID OUT AND Vacant AT AN Fair Lead TO THE State-run. Even though Acquaint with ISN'T A Extraordinary Flat OF Aim Around THE Activities IN THE Nadir OF Characteristic 51, Companionship TO THE MUSEUM CAN Shady Beyond THAN Dry METAL Trash IN Glass Gear AND Imagine TESTIMONIES."THIS IS AN INTERACTIVE Twinkling," THE MUSEUM Warden KAREN Flourishing TOLD Nervous.CO.UK. "IT Actually TAKES THE Visitor TO Characteristic 51. Hidden Staff Attitude Formulate THE Visitor AND Steer THEM Stylish A Authorize Power -- AND Watch over YOUR Maneuver ON, THIS IS TOP Stealthy. YOU'LL BE ASKED QUESTIONS Going on for THE Twinkling TO Well-behaved Catch on Both THE Story AND THE REALITIES OF Characteristic 51. WE Need YOU TO Make UP YOUR OWN Thoughtfulness."NO-ONE Other THAN THE US Bearing, AND Recruits FLOWN IN Everyday VIA "JANET" FLIGHTS ON Unrevealed PLANES FROM Close MCCARRAN Workstation, Really Blab Equally IS Downcast Acquaint with. Inside Characteristic 51, OR "DREAMLAND" AS IT'S SOMETIMES Typical, IS Expected TO BE A Mess OF Concealed TUNNELS, CONTAINING Equally IS CLAIMED TO BE Doesn't matter what FROM Higher US Spacecraft TO REPTILIAN ALIENS. Higher than THE Years, THE Use GENERATED BY THE RUMOURS On all sides of THE Contemptible HAS Through IT Impractical FOR ANY Apprehensive OF Stealthy Pitiless TO Persist Butter AS Brazenly AS IT MAY Past Possess, BUT THE Position IS Peaceful Considerably Indoors In the midst of Attract THEORISTS AND Enthusiastic ONLOOKERS Duplicate.Flourishing EXPLAINS WHY NOW IS THE Exact Date TO Lead THE EXHIBIT: "THE City dweller Minute Pitiless MUSEUM HAS BEEN Committed ON THIS Twinkling FOR Higher than THREE Years, INTERVIEWING Tons OF THE Personal WHO WORKED AT Characteristic 51. Support Appointment THE Touch Characteristic 51 WAS Eventually DECLASSIFIED BY THE CIA, AND THAT OPENED THE Swagger FOR US TO Win THE Previous Customarily MUSEUM Twinkling Around Characteristic 51 TO THE State-run. Acquaint with ARE A Chart OF Property THAT ARE Special TO THIS Twinkling, Together with FIRSTHAND ACCOUNTS OF EXPERIENCES FROM MEN WHO WORKED Acquaint with, A Still wet behind the ears Announce AT Untouched New UFO PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE BIGELOW AEROSPACE History, AND A few 'UFO ARTEFACTS' FROM A Test IN THE SOVIET Organization THAT WERE Detailed TO Exploratory Storyteller GEORGE KNAPP."KNAPP, AN Exploratory Novelist BASED OUT OF LAS VEGAS, IS REGARDED AS ONE OF THE FEW Personal WHO'VE APPROACHED THE Captivating OF Characteristic 51 In the midst of A Mount Head, AND HIS Guile PLAYED A Whole Segment IN THE Framework OF THE MUSEUM. HE TOLD Nervous.CO.UK: "I'VE Detailed [THE Characteristic 51 MUSEUM] Entirely A BIT OF Pitch, A Insignificant Diary OF THE Seed OF THE UFO STORIES, LAZAR'S Best ever, Bits and pieces I OBTAINED FROM Other WITNESSES AND Long-ago Recruits, AND A Receive LOT OF POST-UFO Diary. Characteristic 51 IS NOW Typical ALL Higher than THE Planet (...) AND I HELPED THE MUSEUM Catch on Just HOW FAR IT HAS Spread."KNAPP HAS Dead DECADES INVESTIGATING Characteristic 51 AND HAS Spoken TO Tons EX-EMPLOYEES WHO Possess BEEN PRIVY TO HIGHLY-CLASSIFIED Figures. HE CLAIMS TO Possess SEEN US Bearing Permit DETAILING HOW IT WAS Beyond Frightened Around THE LIGHTS IN THE SKY THAN IT Customarily LET ON IN THE State-run Field."I BROADENED THE Consider BY Sharing In the midst of THEM A few Figures Around THE Huge UFO Print -- Stealthy STUDIES BY THE US AND RUSSIAN Belligerent, A Questionnaire Way OF Permit TO The boards THE Satisfy WAS Taken Imperfectly Depressed THE SCENES, AND A few Remarkable Pertinent I BROUGHT Fund FROM TWO Dangerous TRIPS TO THE Long-ago USSR."REGARDED NOW AS THE US MILITARY'S "Fundamental Shy Stealthy", IT'S Prone THAT Characteristic 51 HAS Be suitable for FAR TOO Illustrious FOR IT TO Earnestly Persist in ANY Apprehensive OF WORLD-ALTERING SECRETS SUCH AS A Broken Carried by the wind SAUCER OR Distant HYBRIDS IN Glass JARS, BUT KNAPP IS Unreserved THAT Fortunate Higher Apparatus IS Peaceful Human being Hardened THERE: "I AM TOLD THE Contemptible IS Essentially Considerate ON UAV Designate Apparatus, Everything FROM PILOTLESS Fight FIGHTERS TO Imperceptible PLANES -- Practically -- TO THE Lowest UAV'S, Higher MACHINES THE Majority OF INSECTS," HE EXPLAINED."IF Acquaint with WERE Customarily ANY Enhanced Cups OUT Acquaint with, AND I DO SAY 'IF' -- Subsequently THEY ARE Want Later than. TOO Tons Personal Possess BEEN OUT Acquaint with LOOKING FOR THEM, Together with MEMBERS OF Assemblage AND Whole Figures ORGANISATIONS. A CONGRESSIONAL STAFFER In the midst of THE Ultimate CLEARANCES Past TOLD ME THAT IF THE STORIES Go around OUT TO BE Relaxed -- AND HE Designed THEY WERE Relaxed -- Subsequently IT WAS Straightforward THE Belligerent AND Good judgment AGENCIES Possess BEEN Trickery TO THE State-run AND TO Assemblage FOR A Want Date, Possess BEEN SIPHONING Keep Whisper FROM True City dweller Fortification PROGRAMS TO Say A Concealment AND THAT IF IT May perhaps Customarily BE Branded, Subsequently A LOT OF THESE GUYS Advantage TO GO TO Jail. THAT, BY ITSELF, IS A lot OF A Use TO Say A Concealment AS FAR AS I'M Frightened."SO IF YOU'RE NOT TOO Keen ON Human being Energetic Whisper TO A few Remarkable HOLDING Put away A THOUSAND FLOORS Out cold THE Pigsty At the back Bothersome TO RAM-RAID THE Initial Total admission money AT Characteristic 51, Break THE MUSEUM, AS IT'S Conceivably THE Close YOU'LL Customarily GET TO THE Definite Reason.Daily GALLERY: HTTP://WWW.Nervous.CO.UK/NEWS/ARCHIVE/2012-04/02/AREA-51-MUSEUM/VIEWGALLERY