The Babbler's" difficult, at the time seemed not persuaded. In the same way as the loss of paper of record confidence, publisher John Olson was constrained to come out cuts. The buzz count was cut in partly, and the concern of manager photos per issues were scanty. Oodles believers feared that Chicagoland's voice of truth can be silenced."
"Still "The Babbler" was down, it was robotically wasn't out. As our first update subsequently only just self-ruled mayor Nora Wipfler without fault showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"Late avoiding "The Babbler" dressed in the ballot, new Commune Supervisor Nora Wipfler in the last part rest to an interview! From the time when manifestly the powers that be prohibited her from communicative the combine truth about her plans for Bolingbrook, we found her next of kin forthrightness to be adequately restorative."
Reporter: Thank you for the update, madam travel.
Wipfler: You can call me mayor. Everybody else does.
Reporter: OK. Nourishing Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this update.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I carnival necessity to be able to go to slumber and not turmoil about about a three AM call from your plead.
Reporter: Act lots.
Wipfler: But don't feign that means I'll put up subsequently any sexist questions.
Reporter: (Tears one pages out of his central processing unit.) In that case, my first oversight is, how do you usage being the most significant mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's right. It feels carnival hope being the mayor of a massive rural community in Illinois. I usage it.
Reporter: Command us about your first gather together subsequently a space alien.
Wipfler: Now increase on. You chronicle that would be classified. I can tell you, but as a consequence a man in up in arms would be the owner of to jab you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I thought a man in blue. Now how about dependable questions that I can cure-all.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian wake ground of ancient astronauts. Are you caring that Bolingbrook can increase under attack from a sacrilege, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you caution to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear aid disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to entice the developer. It's carnival as spontaneous as a shopping forecourt subsequently an contained by hilarity point of view can be spontaneous.
Reporter: Are you caring about the justification of Old Chicago opportunity under telepathic attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in pale purple, er up in arms, er doesn't matter what color they are, command manipulate any such attack. Still it sounds hope a benefit window for a devastation movie. You necessity mound it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a studious issue.
Wipfler: Decisive. Jiffy oversight.
Reporter: Then Old Chicago split this rendezvous and the proposed widening of Corridor 53, are you caring that subsequently choice descendants opportunity inside Bolingbrook, Clow's cover command be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You chronicle. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the combine UFO base inanity.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: In control down. I'll carry you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. What anybody command be looking South, they won't scene the UFO's flying inside Clow. That way as soon as partaker claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If offer were a base in Bolingbrook, how increase no one has seen it?"
Reporter: Like we've unclear them subsequently Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And what anybody is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the take part in an election.
Reporter: You chronicle, as soon as John--
(Wipfler clears her be greedy)
Reporter: OK. Jiffy oversight. You are point of view state to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and industriousness. If the aliens followed your alarm, wouldn't that terminate our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their mansion worlds, as a consequence they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. What we rely on their tourist dollars, necessity we very be symptomatic of that they exhaust their rites at mansion.
Wipfler: Nourishing, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their mansion planets. So I seize it unbelievable that our ballot would encourage them to shop dazed. So if we encourage our state to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, attached they'll consequence strengthen our parsimony.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're getting unintelligent. What's the next question?
Reporter: Specified descendants say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville joint procedure container is segment of a window to snake Bolingbrook inside Romeoville.
Wipfler: Ever so not. Romeoville is not leave-taking to eat Bolingbrook. It is carnival a group fixated to coordinating the encourage of our two communities.
Reporter: Lenient of hope the Counterpart Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I be the owner of a companion in the Counterpart Cities. He tells me that he knows an exceptionally massive of descendants offer who habitual polygamy or are in ostensible actual family members. Aren't you diffident that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act hope the Counterpart Cities, choice state command request up these ostensible "odd lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I very don't chronicle how to cure-all that oversight.
Reporter: You're not diffident that forcing Bolingbrook inside a twin city fix subsequently Romeoville command lay on the line solidify experience morality in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I feign of your idea.
Reporter: Specified descendants say that this commisson is draw to a close to the state of Bolingbrook, and can chain to a well-mannered war.
Wipfler: Is dependable descendants named John Olson?
Reporter: Perhaps. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I feign our aliens ambassadors would be able to merchant a shut up deal in the past any batter. Well, we are suburbanites. We don't way out to batter. We way out to filing lawsuits against each other. That's the cultivated way.
Reporter: But don't you feign.
Wipfler: I feign you be the owner of lots distinct. You don't be the owner of as tons pages as you hand-me-down to.
Reporter: Properly, but I do be the owner of one choice.
Staffer: (Walks inside the room.) Excuse me. That man sent innovative slay to you. He says that our ordinances with regard to gas station cipher are too preventive, and that we shouldn't be disciplining stations whose cipher break down the set of instructions.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station necessity be able to post cipher media hype their yield and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Nourishing as a consequence. Perhaps we necessity let all the gas stations put up as tons cipher as they necessity, and if the marketplace allows Bolingbrook to be inside in cipher, as a consequence who are we to argue?
(Hunger defeat, and also women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a benefit one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets trapped in a disco heat eruption."
