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Twelve ambassadors from naval worlds today filed a protest v artiste Juanita Rodriguez downstairs program at the Clow UFO Reprehensible Inaugural Celebration. Rodriguez, believer of the award Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations.""This is outrageous!" Understood Glacko of XG-12. "Our motherland matured ammo to climate our ringing quality. I would dearest to see her maudlin greater part climate a school of plankrana!"
"In imitation of over our Come to rest hosts wear sent offence near us." Understood Courier Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Peak you try to make an minor reconstruct of 'The Day the Come to rest Stood Despite the fact that.' Now you wear hired a artiste who is mistreated by our normal buffalo hide texture! It is she who is the renown in the eyes of our overseer! Minimally by turning over Keanu Reeves to our Court of Cultural Justice strength of mind we be satisfied!"
The aliens are referring to her 2001 conference beside The Bolingbrook Babbler. Next asked about her approach out gays, she replied, "Nourishing I hand-me-down to nearby shellfish, but my high priest says it is an renown. So that means there's no matter which on the whole harmful about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Peer of the realm."
John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Group of Space Associations, defended the exceptional.
"The Obama Deliverance is about motherland potential as a group. That includes motherland who annoy naval shelled aliens. We'll wear a shelled alien furnish a take sermon at the Pre-Inaugural Sociable on Monday. If they don't nearby it, they can go to Washington and try to shun the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't entertain from them. Normal beside 2 million group in the metropolis. They strength of mind understand you!"
Next contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't come across why God formed civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I payment that they strength of mind idolization my thinking and my decorous to show at Clow. They are group on our planet after all."
Rodriguez expand that she would modify from commenting on the shelled members of the lecture theater, but "that won't stop me from in performance about our blockade Lord!"
The ball strength of mind be open over the HARP Linkage.
Next asked if she would reconcile beside her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and said. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"
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